cumber-bitches:

"NO MUM GET OUT MY ROOM. NO. I KNOW THAT BOTTLE IS EMPTY. YES I KNOW. NOOO! PUT IT DOWN. PUT. IT. DOWN. I LIKE THAT BOTTLE THERE. I DON’T CARE THAT IT’S EMPTY. LEAVE MY ROOM PLEASE. NO STOP TOUCHING STUFF. OH MY GOD JUST LEEEAVVVVEEEEE."

via  lyriumrain  (originally  cumber-bitches)
posted 11 hours ago · 22/7/2014 · 393,266 notes

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one.
- Oscar Wilde (via kushandwizdom)
via  kushandwizdom  (originally  kushandwizdom)
posted 1 day ago · 22/7/2014 · 1,412 notes

kyoudaiya:

wtf im in mutuals with so many cuties. so many rad folks. i like you guys a lot

via  pentaghast  (originally  lewliat)
posted 1 day ago · 22/7/2014 · 112,073 notes

raviesbar:

Josephinee is cute as hell

via  pentaghast  (originally  raviesbar)
posted 1 day ago · 22/7/2014 · 467 notes

twentyonepivots:

do you ever listen to music and suddenly you’re like wow I want my life to be the way this song sounds I want to live in this song

via  karmas-fakingit  (originally  voodoograndma)
posted 1 day ago · 22/7/2014 · 104,487 notes

lill-ac:

maybe if you came and fell asleep next to me I wouldn’t be so sad

via  euphie-freddie  (originally  lill-ac)
posted 1 day ago · 22/7/2014 · 373,609 notes

conoyura:

I have no idea how this comic happened 

via  bluesigma  (originally  conoyura)
posted 1 day ago · 22/7/2014 · 12,847 notes

wolfhoundboy:

stylinfcuk:

laughing so hard because this is so accurate

Also the original video calls- MSN had video minus sound so calling friend on yer mobile and having webcam open on MSN. Ah memories.

via  bluesigma  (originally  stylinfcuk)
posted 1 day ago · 22/7/2014 · 80,536 notes

readingperks:

Real life: most common eye color is brown

Literature: eye color is anything but brown

via  karmas-fakingit  (originally  readingperks)
posted 1 day ago · 22/7/2014 · 9,248 notes

zevransbutt:

bioware:

  • lesbian archer elf with cute ass pixie cut
  • gay mage with mustache trying to fix his home nation
  • warrior lady with cute accent and hero worship who takes no shit 
  • bisexual freckled antivan diplomat lady with strong eyebrow game
  • bald elf mage hippie nerd
  • kickass fabulous horn-wearing mage lady
  • pansexual horned bara with ptsd

ubisoft

  • white french/austrian dude
  • ???
  • an extra hour in the ball pit
via  gloriousdownfall  (originally  zevransbutt)
posted 1 day ago · 22/7/2014 · 4,126 notes

legacyofenemies:

Endless List of Mass Effect Favorites 15/?
"Still better than the Mako".
via  elbearpaws  (originally  virmiired)
posted 1 day ago · 22/7/2014 · 3,574 notes
silveramber:
via  silveramber  (originally  memecenterz)
posted 1 day ago · 22/7/2014 · 65 notes

via  andreaholden  (originally  andreaholden)
posted 1 day ago · 22/7/2014 · 28 notes

dragonstars:

making your friend watch a horrible movie that you have already seen

image

via  cadassh  (originally  dragonstars)
posted 1 day ago · 22/7/2014 · 10,872 notes

baboushkat:

do u ever form emotional attachments to tabs u have had open for a long time

via  bluesigma  (originally  baebees)
posted 1 day ago · 22/7/2014 · 299,862 notes